"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

"How could I have been so mistaken as to have trusted the experts?- John F. Kennedy, luego de Bahía de Cochinos 

"In investing money, the amount of interest you want should depend on wether you want to eat well or sleep well." - J. Kenfield Morley, Some Things I Believe